sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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  • me flirting:so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity
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yitzhakandtheangryinch:

kyle massey

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kyle dean massey

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jonathangriff:

ok i think its time for a spring awakening revival

here is my dream cast:

wendla: me

melchior: me

moritz: me

ernst: me

ilse: me

hanschen: me

georg: me

anna: me

martha: me

thea: me

otto: me

adult woman: me

adult man: me

ensemble: me

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stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

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